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Cool but also nifty. The words nifty and cool had a baby.
“That was such a Coofty play we saw last night!”

“I think your tie looks super Coofty.”

“It would be really Coofty if we made babies

“So not Coofty of you to do that brochacho”
Coofty by Cooftyasalways October 1, 2020
Words you can keep
Coofy :plural coofies A coofy is when you hit some one on the forehead when they make a stupid remark or statement. You can also coofy some one when being sily or stupid.
I gave a coofy to Sandy for saying that two plus two equals 5.
plural sentence: I gave so many coofies today, how many people can be so silly and stupid?!
Coofy by njgirl221 July 2, 2014
Related Words
Coofty comfty coofy crofty cooft Coolty coonty coopty coosty Cootycall
Ahh the ilusive Mr Crofts or "Crofty-Leprechaunus" is an interesting creature with a beard of fire which he refuses to shed even to raise money for cancer (you would think having a pot of gold would make him generous wouldnt you) Crofty takes every opper-"tunety" to visit Ms. Browne's or "Brownious-Arteacherous" tutor room and try and work his magical irish jig on her. Crofty-Leprechaunus can be seen in full bloom (or redness)when he is denied something that he clearly and obviously wants Eg, Ms Browne or the position of acting head of house)
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.
Student:"Hey Crofty i'll give you 100kg of potatos for that pot of gold"

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO

Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.

Cooty Booty 

(noun) The area on a female that is between the lower part of the vagina and the anus. It's a combination of the hoochi coochi la la and the booty area. This area is known as the "taint" on a male body.
While shaving my cooty booty in the shower this morning, my legs were in such a weird position that I felt like I was stretching for an Olympic gymnastics routine.
Cooty Booty by sun2moon9 March 31, 2010
mistaken word for KUFI

Some Muslims wear a kippah equivalent called a kufi. In the United States, the kufi is often associated with Muslims of African descent. A possible origin of this practice is a particular sunnah which states that the followers of Mohammed were never seen without a head covering.citation needed A kufi covers most of the head and is usually white or black.The modern Kufis worn by Muslims were influenced by the kippot worn by the Jews of Arabia
Ima Smack Dat Coofy off yo he4d Beeeoch!

aka Coofy Smack
coofy by myspacecom/bwar June 4, 2007
coosty by roy September 11, 2003
the ultimate in gay, short, beard-of-fire wearing science teachers and the bane of hairdressers the world over. often found trying to ingratiate himself with certain female members of staff *cough* ms browne *cough* and trying to elevate himself to a position of power. sadly lacks any social skills and witty speech beyond "AHHHH, no." bears an uncanny resemblance to a leprechaun.
geez crofty is a silly little leprechaun. damn i hate him.
crofty by Seamus O'Hannigan July 29, 2004
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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