coonty

In a good way Thinking you are all that! Somewhat of a bitch or stuck up. Comes from the word Cunt also means Cunty, or Cunting

"Oh she's coonty huh?"
"Girl She is so coonty."
"She got her Coonty mug on for the show."
"She is Coonty for the kids tonight."

by HYSTERIA November 23, 2013

coonty

When a fat man has his anus stretched so hard from getting pegged that he has a gaping hole

Oh man, i got in bed with him and he had a coonty. I was very disappointed.

by sand-niggy April 27, 2025

Broward County

Broward County is a county which is located in South Florida and shares borders with Miami-Dade County and Palm Beach County. These three counties are basically the biggest/most popular counties of Florida and all share similar if not the same music, art, fashion, and street life. Not to forget a lot of the best rappers have come out of these counties, some would be xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, Boobie Lootaveli, Pouya Fat Nick and more. Has all types of different people ranging from E-Girls and E-Boys to gangstas who usually are either Latinos or African-Americans to also the traditional corner store flakka using homeless man who will put on a show better than Micheal Jackson could ever. Come down to Broward County and you will experience some of the best nocturnal life you could experience in Florida.

"Ay bruh where u from?"
"I be stayin in Broward County woadie"
"Shii homie I be in Dade lemme kno what the move is g"

by FloridaShi October 13, 2019

Louisa County

Louisa County is a large small town county in central Virginia. It's full of some pretty great people along with some shit. People grow up their whole life complaining that they can't wait to leave, but then they usually drop out of have babies and decide that they can't leave their "home". Pretty much all there is to do is hang out in Food Lion parking lot, get yelled at by the town cops, and move to McDonalds parking lot. Other thant that you have a wide variety of drinking and drugs on the weekends. There are a vast amount of parents that let their children to whatever drugs they desire and bring their child's friends down with them.

Random person:"Hey, man. Where you from?"
Louisian:"Louisa County, Virginia"
Random person:"Where's that?"
Louisian:"If you ever get lost, you've found it. It's pretty central to everything, yet no one knows where it is."

by IlivetheremahfukER March 30, 2011

Stafford County

Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.

“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."

“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”

“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”

“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”

“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”

by Its Stephanie Bitch 21 July 30, 2018

East county trollup

A trailer trash girl from a dirt poor upbringing who clings onto every guy she sleeps with until they pass her onto a friend.

Damn bro, I hope you wore a condom with that east county trollup, I heard she's got the crispy crotch and tuna dandruff.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

by RFXR October 30, 2018