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Coofy :plural coofies A coofy is when you hit some one on the forehead when they make a stupid remark or statement. You can also coofy some one when being sily or stupid.
I gave a coofy to Sandy for saying that two plus two equals 5.
plural sentence: I gave so many coofies today, how many people can be so silly and stupid?!
Coofy by njgirl221 July 2, 2014
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mistaken word for KUFI

Some Muslims wear a kippah equivalent called a kufi. In the United States, the kufi is often associated with Muslims of African descent. A possible origin of this practice is a particular sunnah which states that the followers of Mohammed were never seen without a head covering.citation needed A kufi covers most of the head and is usually white or black.The modern Kufis worn by Muslims were influenced by the kippot worn by the Jews of Arabia
Ima Smack Dat Coofy off yo he4d Beeeoch!

aka Coofy Smack
coofy by myspacecom/bwar June 4, 2007
Related Words
coofy Coofy Hard coofy slap Coof Comfy cooby coofer cooey coofie Choofy
Coofy is a new slang term meaning pussy.
Jim Jones from Dipset uses the word a lot.
Example: "I'll smack da coofy off ya head"
coofy by TRiZ May 25, 2006
A mix between Cute and Goofy. Basically, adorable.
Bennet and Anna are super Coofy together.
Coofy by bbbbbbbelle March 10, 2011
Being goofy in a cute way. Cute + Goofy = Coofy
Mr. Dan is so coofy.
coofy by Shane-r October 30, 2007

Coofy Hard 

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*

coofy slap 

the act of slapping someone with your penis so violently they should have died.
coofy slap by GageD May 20, 2008
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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