Constrife 

A verb, adjective or noun fitting any level of speech or meaning

William, why must you constrife me.

Constrife by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Foa Constrictor 

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.

Foa Constrictor by nedflembake February 19, 2011

constipeeted

Not being able to pee, like being constipated

I'm constipeeted, I can't pee!

constipeeted by Alexdosifgdsfg May 15, 2007

contrive 

1)To cleverly plan or scheme.
2)To create through improvisation

1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal effort.
2)Sam contrived a swing out of a rope and some scrap wood.

contrive by a_cat August 20, 2005

Contrived 

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

Contrived by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

Constipeetion 

Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.

"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."

Constipeetion by Rainiac August 20, 2009

ecumenically contrived 

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

ecumenically contrived by YAWA May 4, 2018