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The viagra made him have tight pants.
by sammeh3 July 1, 2006
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A form of pants that will hug one person's balls constantly. Tight pants usually occur on 14 year old sluts, or skaters who act hardcore. They usually come in small sizes such as Nut-hugging, Ass-attention, and Hey-I'm-fat-look-at-my-ass. Brands like Kr3w, and Circa.

Fat kids who wear tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.
Jerry: What's up bro. Trying to smoke today?
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike: A'ight man peace!

(Jerry lowers his pants due to the tight pants)
by Jesse L May 24, 2007
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Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.
"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
by Limblessless November 21, 2007
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AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
by Neroli April 21, 2008
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1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.
1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.
by lol123 June 2, 2006
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Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.
The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.
by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010
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the greatest squamish thrash band that ever existed.they have great songs such as emo sucks,my fingers hurt,and wear tight pants.CROSSFIRE SUCKS
"hey did you go the tight tight pants show?"
"it was tight tight tight"
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