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Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.
"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."
by Rainiac August 19, 2009
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When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.
Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?

Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.
by Dictionarydefiner December 31, 2008
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