5 definitions by old uncle rigid

Fezzik

A large, slow and bulky putter that is also very kind.

My Fezzik hit the chains like a gentle giant

by old uncle rigid July 23, 2022

Constrife

A verb, adjective or noun fitting any level of speech or meaning

William, why must you constrife me.

by old uncle rigid July 23, 2022

Lolligaggins

An NBA player who puts in the least amount of effort possible

He scored 20 points tonight, but man was he a Lolligaggins

by old uncle rigid July 23, 2022

Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 23, 2022

Heroin Hillbillies

A grouping or collection of backwood savages, subsisting mainly on the chemical concoction of heroin or similar substances.

Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies

by old uncle rigid July 23, 2022