constipeeted

Not being able to pee, like being constipated

I'm constipeeted, I can't pee!

by Alexdosifgdsfg May 3, 2007

Constipeetion

Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.

"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."

by Rainiac August 20, 2009

Constipeetion

When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.

Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?

Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.

by Dictionarydefiner January 1, 2009