constripulos

underachiever; also to use words in the wrong context.

You are so irritatingly constripulos.

by Michael Johnson September 1, 2003

constripulos

A person who uses rather large words in order to sound smart, when they really aren't.

I wish he would use normal words instead of being constripulos cause we know he is really a moron.

by Andrea September 3, 2003

constripulator

That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.

That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.

by kstrachdeuce September 14, 2007