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to cleverly create, build, or devise something through a mix of planning and resourcefulness.
I want to constrive a new ad for my business
Constrive by cfk72 October 23, 2025
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Conserve School 

Deep in the North Woods, surrounded by towing pine, there is a campus, sprinkled with lakes and wilderness beauty. A tranquil place for high school students to learn and grow with 60 other students who share their unique passion and love for life and the environment.
Conserve School changed my life, gave me the best friends I will ever know. It showed me how to live, but more importantly, how I want to live. This is the most amazing place, it is my home.

Conservegan 

1. Combination of the words Conservative and Vegan.
2. People who believe the best way to ensure their survival is by following plant based protein diets.
3. People who follow a diet without meat, dairy or glutinous processed food. Diet includes fruit, vegetables, beans, legumes, certain grains and nuts. A type of vegetarian diet that excludes meat, dairy products, and all other animal-derived ingredients as well as foods that are processed using animal products such as refined white sugar.
A conservegan believes the best way to ensure their survival is through a superior and/or evolved diet and conservative principals.
Conservegan by SpitFire4Truth August 4, 2019

Plot Contrivance 

Something that happens in the plot that is highly unlikely to happen, though still technically possible.

Different from plot hole as a plot hole is something that should be impossible to happen.
A scene featuring Q giving 007 his gadgets is a staple of James Bond films.
Now imagine if the film did not feature this and we see 007 using a never-before-seen gadget to get out of a tight situation. This would be a plot contrivance, as the audience would have zero reason to believe that 007 would have a gadget of this kind, though him having this gadget is still technically not impossible, preventing it from being a plot hole.
Plot Contrivance by Three-Eight January 22, 2019

Foa Constrictor 

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.
Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.
Foa Constrictor by nedflembake February 19, 2011

constipeeted

Not being able to pee, like being constipated
I'm constipeeted, I can't pee!

contrive 

1)To cleverly plan or scheme.
2)To create through improvisation
1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal effort.
2)Sam contrived a swing out of a rope and some scrap wood.
contrive by a_cat August 20, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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