constifies 

A bushism: when something is capable of being constitutional

What constifies that law?

constifies by Beacboys January 27, 2004

Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate

Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(

Constipissing by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010

constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

constifused by euroyeti March 5, 2010