Conmackulations 

Boss moves.

— I’m just tryna win!
— Win, win, conmackulations.

Conmackulations by Urban man 346 July 6, 2025

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

consuckulations

Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.

Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.

consuckulations by BradMC April 30, 2006

Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

Concrackulations by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016

confuckulations 

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation

confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.

confuckulations by antie nae September 27, 2011

Conjaculations 

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

Conjaculations by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Confuckulations 

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

Confuckulations by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017