Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

Concrackulations by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016

Concrapulations 

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

Concrapulations by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012

concrapulations 

Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.

Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

concrapulations by Nugget77 August 29, 2008

Conmackulations 

Boss moves.

— I’m just tryna win!
— Win, win, conmackulations.

Conmackulations by Urban man 346 July 6, 2025