Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

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Concrapulations

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

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Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

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— I’m just tryna win!
— Win, win, conmackulations.

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