confuckulations
confuckulations by antie nae September 27, 2011
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Confuckulations
:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
Confuckulations by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017
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Confuckulations
A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
Confuckulations by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020
confuckulations
When your buddy messes up a task they were overly confident in completing successfully. Or a buddy messes up a easy task.
confuckulations by iamnotherbert August 5, 2025
Confuckulations
The inverse of Congratulations. A situation where someone fucked up so bad. That you feel the need to congratulate them.
Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
Confuckulations by OXDXO November 6, 2025
Confuckyoulations
Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"
Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"
Daniel: "What a bitch..."
Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."
Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"
Daniel: "What a bitch..."
Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."
Confuckyoulations by star&sky July 7, 2010
consuckulations
consuckulations by BradMC April 30, 2006
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