Conguzilate

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When your toenail on your big toe as a leaning bias towards the left it indicates that you tend to give better oral sex than most people.

Jessica gave the crazy top last night bro I think she is definitely a conguzilate

Conguzilate by Takeoff October 12, 2023

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Confuzzilated

When a situation is a mixture of confusing, puzzling, and in general just conflicting or jacked up

No, that’s not what happened last night! You confuzzilated the entire situation and now made it weird / awkward!

#confluizzion

Confuzzilated by TaeWhitGibby April 22, 2019

Related Words

Conguzilate • confuzilated • confuzzlated • confusilated • Confuzzilated • conjubilate • consumilateral • contutilated

contutilated

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated

My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?

contutilated by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008

consumilateral

An item that when invented/released is so significnatly changing to the world around it, that almost everyone is compelled to use/purchase one.

Examples; car, TV, telephone, computer, cell phone, etc

The computer is an invention that is consumilateral.

consumilateral by Tres Cozine October 2, 2007

confuzzlated

confused + puzzled + -lated?

confuzzled with a '-lated' added on the end for fun.

i was so confuzzlated in math class cuz all the numbers on the board don't mean jackshit.

confuzzlated by superflychick June 3, 2006

confuzzlated

Nt understanding what someone is talking about as they rant on about something you have no clue about.

Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?

Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!

confuzzlated by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007

conjubilate

v.-the unpleasant churning motion of the contents of one's stomach during running, jumping or other physical activity.

conjublilation (n.), conjublilating (adj.), conjubliatingly (adv.)

My steak and eggs was conjublilating all around as I ran after the city bus.

conjubilate by Matti February 15, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026