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Confuzzilated 

When a situation is a mixture of confusing, puzzling, and in general just conflicting or jacked up
No, that’s not what happened last night! You confuzzilated the entire situation and now made it weird / awkward!

#confluizzion
Confuzzilated by TaeWhitGibby April 22, 2019

contutilated 

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated
My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?
contutilated by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008

consumilateral 

An item that when invented/released is so significnatly changing to the world around it, that almost everyone is compelled to use/purchase one.

Examples; car, TV, telephone, computer, cell phone, etc
The computer is an invention that is consumilateral.
consumilateral by Tres Cozine October 2, 2007

confuzzlated 

confused + puzzled + -lated?

confuzzled with a '-lated' added on the end for fun.
i was so confuzzlated in math class cuz all the numbers on the board don't mean jackshit.

confuzzlated 

Nt understanding what someone is talking about as they rant on about something you have no clue about.
Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?

Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!
confuzzlated by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007

conjubilate 

v.-the unpleasant churning motion of the contents of one's stomach during running, jumping or other physical activity.

conjublilation (n.), conjublilating (adj.), conjubliatingly (adv.)
My steak and eggs was conjublilating all around as I ran after the city bus.
conjubilate by Matti February 15, 2004