Conguzilate

When your toenail on your big toe as a leaning bias towards the left it indicates that you tend to give better oral sex than most people.

Jessica gave the crazy top last night bro I think she is definitely a conguzilate

Conguzilate by Takeoff October 12, 2023

Confuzzilated 

When a situation is a mixture of confusing, puzzling, and in general just conflicting or jacked up

No, that’s not what happened last night! You confuzzilated the entire situation and now made it weird / awkward!

#confluizzion

Confuzzilated by TaeWhitGibby April 22, 2019

contutilated 

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated

My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?

contutilated by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008

consumilateral 

An item that when invented/released is so significnatly changing to the world around it, that almost everyone is compelled to use/purchase one.

Examples; car, TV, telephone, computer, cell phone, etc

The computer is an invention that is consumilateral.

consumilateral by Tres Cozine October 2, 2007

confuzzlated 

confused + puzzled + -lated?

confuzzled with a '-lated' added on the end for fun.

i was so confuzzlated in math class cuz all the numbers on the board don't mean jackshit.

confuzzlated by superflychick June 3, 2006

confuzzlated 

Nt understanding what someone is talking about as they rant on about something you have no clue about.

Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?

Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!

confuzzlated by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007

conjubilate 

v.-the unpleasant churning motion of the contents of one's stomach during running, jumping or other physical activity.

conjublilation (n.), conjublilating (adj.), conjubliatingly (adv.)

My steak and eggs was conjublilating all around as I ran after the city bus.

conjubilate by Matti February 15, 2004