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Confuzzilated 

When a situation is a mixture of confusing, puzzling, and in general just conflicting or jacked up
No, that’s not what happened last night! You confuzzilated the entire situation and now made it weird / awkward!

#confluizzion
Confuzzilated by TaeWhitGibby April 22, 2019

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Confuzzulated

A mixture between saying confused and puzzled
Steve: Dude, what is wrong with you?
Joe: I'm really confuzzulated.
Confuzzulated by Jason Petti January 11, 2008

confusipated 

Mental constipation; Thinking outlet blocked due to unknown reason resulting in no word spillage.
I don't know what to do, i'm so confusipated!
confusipated by Mani Grewal January 16, 2008

contutilated 

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated
My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?
contutilated by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008

Confusicated 

The action of someone/something that could confuse a person, at extreme levels.
That math lesson was so confusing, that it has me confusicated.
Confusicated by Zaenyx August 7, 2018