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contutilated 

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated
My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?
contutilated by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008

consumilateral 

An item that when invented/released is so significnatly changing to the world around it, that almost everyone is compelled to use/purchase one.

Examples; car, TV, telephone, computer, cell phone, etc
The computer is an invention that is consumilateral.
consumilateral by Tres Cozine October 2, 2007

conjulate 

Consummation and conversation intertwined.
We spent our mornings conjulating....

Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
conjulate by Cocoa Marcelle February 11, 2017

Conjugulate 

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick
Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.
Conjugulate by melanie w April 1, 2007

conjubulated 

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.
Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!
conjubulated by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005

conjibulate 

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.
I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating
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"Yeah... I know."
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