Growing 

The participation in the ridiculousness that occurs when in the presence of Christopher Grow

Will the both of you stop Growing back there and come up here to make pizzas?

Growing by KingZane May 15, 2014

Growing mushrooms 

Used mostly in anime and manga, the term growing mushrooms refers to when a character has become immensely depressed or saddened. The character is often shown to literally grow mushrooms on their body, signifying that their soul is, for the time being, in a dark and dank place. (Mostly occurs with more dramatic and over the top characters who can't stop crying every 2 seconds 😒)

Senpai: (crying because the girl of his dreams thinks he's dramatic and egocentric)
Girl: "Senpai, quit growing mushrooms around me; the smell is absolutely noxious!"

Growing mushrooms by zoy70 June 3, 2018

Growing Up Creepie 

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.

Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.

Growing Up Creepie by Joshua Graham May 16, 2008

growing a bjt 

when nerdy kids are having a hard on, they say, I'm growing a bjt", which is a sensitive electronics device.

Chris: I can't talk right now, I'm growing something sensitive.

Kate: Have fun growing a bjt!

growing a bjt by firestorm7639347 July 7, 2010

Growing a metal 

Getting a boner but some retards think it means getting a chain

Person 1:Dude I’m growing a metal
Person 2:You’re getting a chain
Person 1: No I have a boner

Growing a metal by Crazeesnake June 24, 2019

growing up 

The feeling of childhood freedoms slipping away without any warning, the loss of unstructured time for relaxation, the necessity to work to survive. The impending journey across space and time to achieve one's dream, the feeling of hopelessness when that dream is not achieved, reflection upon one's carefree childhood, longing, regret and desire for a good retirement fund and a glass o' prune juice.

My Dad paid off the mortgage with my college fund, because since I'm "growing up", I should learn to pay for my own things.

growing up by Grim Repairer October 16, 2008

Growing a tail 

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

Growing a tail by mateo r February 11, 2008