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conbogulate 

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.
"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
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Conflogulate 

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.
When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.
Conflogulate by getsome.com October 14, 2011

Contopulate 

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

Contopulation
Contopulating
Contopulated
"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"
Contopulate by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

combobulate 

I really need to combobulate my desk. Life is better now that I am combobulated.
combobulate by saa January 28, 2005

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.
Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."
confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

Cobobulated

This is a shortened form of 'discombobulated'. Being in the state of confusion.
The project was cobobulated when we discovered the problem with the hardware.
Cobobulated by K2TeamMom September 24, 2009

combobulated

adj. removed from a state of confusion
v. combobulate
antonym: discombobulated
Yo dogg, Mr. Dan really combobulates calculus! Fo shizzle D!
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