Confanious

Ridiculous in a clueless, uptight, unhip sort of way.

Wearing your pants pulled up so high makes you look confanious.

by Flebottom May 20, 2010

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

by Epictrix August 27, 2012

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.

Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile

by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011

Confucious

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

Consatious

That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.

you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?

friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me

by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013

Confurious

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.

"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"

by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008

Contagious Magic

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.

Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010