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An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.
Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
by Confucious Himself October 20, 2008
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Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.
"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"
by -6C- July 27, 2016
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