Confurious 

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.

"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"

Confurious by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008

confurious 

Confusion and extreme anger.
Feeling angry for no good reason

When windows blue-screened on bootup, Jim was confurious.

confurious by SwimNurd October 6, 2005

Confurious 

A state of rage co-mingled with confusion, generally involving some sort of failure of interpretation.

I seriously cannot find this address, this map is making me confurious.

Confurious by dd88fosho October 4, 2010

Confurious 

Feeling confused, furious, and curious all at the same time.

“I’m so confurious.”

Confurious by Lord_Loki December 3, 2023

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

confusionship 

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.

We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.

confusionship by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016

Confucius 

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.

Confucius by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007