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confusious

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.
Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.
by gnerd1 November 2, 2011
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CONFUSIOUS

Confusious is someone or something that is confused asf or something or someone is confusing
I'm confusious
by Flying Fish 202 January 3, 2018
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confusious

The state of being confuse to a subjective viewing of things, place, and person.
Confusious

1. Your room is confusious, object seems to have an untidy positions.

2. Don’t you find this forest as a confusious way before we get towards the target location?

3. Those women below that fine tree were in a mood to take some groufie.

They’ve given me confusious action, all their hand held cellphone’s risen but I chose to focused on the center.
by catalyst🔥 September 30, 2024
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Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008
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Confucius

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher
Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius
by Pap¡ October 21, 2016
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confusionship

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.
by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016
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I am confusion

When you are so confused you literally are confusion
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