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Conelicker 

Summertime tourists wandering around town, ice cream cone in hand, complete and utter disregard for anything going on around them. Conelickers have a tendency to cross streets without looking both ways, as well as stopping, in the middle of crossing the street, to take pictures or marvel at scenery.
When driving through town during the summer, be mindful of the wandering conelickers.
Conelicker by Shaunananananana August 6, 2018
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canlicker 

a person who creeps out the "beer cart" lady on the golf course by licking cans.
We had a canlicker in our foursome, so we only saw the beer cart once for our round.
canlicker by mmbtang July 6, 2014

Conficker 

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

cornflicker

the act of removing a kernel of corn from the tip of the penis after it is removed from the anus.
the faggot ate so much corn that his butt buddy had no choice but to become a cornflicker.
cornflicker by jumpinjim December 22, 2009

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.
Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.
Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

cuntlicker 

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.
That cuntlicker just cut me off!
cuntlicker by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003

cuntlicker 

rugmuncher, carpeteater, lesbo, dyke
The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.
A couple of butch cuntlickers fell off their bike in the rain and nobody cared.
cuntlicker by Nico Naco May 1, 2004