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conekicker 

Unruly, vulgar, disgruntled person, such as a customer exiting Detroit's American Jewelry and Loan as seen on Hardcore Pawn on TruTv. Customer can be seen kicking traffic cone in the parking lot, shouting obscenities to no one in particular, ending tirade by exclaiming 'bitch!' A lout.
bouncer: get outta my store!
conekicker: "my vcr is worth $200.... BITCH! *walks over to traffic cones and repeatedly kicks them over while screaming 'bitch'
bouncer: have a nice day! *rolls eyes and walks back inside*
conekicker by lilysmama January 19, 2014
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Conficker 

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.
Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.
Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

Conficker 

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.
The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.
Conficker by afagrd March 31, 2009

confickered 

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!
confickered by gigitrix April 23, 2009

bonekickers 

People who enjoy kicking other people in the privates.Please note, these people want to kick the cock, not the balls.
Dear Points of View,

I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not one person was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).

Confused from Scotland.
bonekickers by Hello its M D August 15, 2008

Conelicker 

Summertime tourists wandering around town, ice cream cone in hand, complete and utter disregard for anything going on around them. Conelickers have a tendency to cross streets without looking both ways, as well as stopping, in the middle of crossing the street, to take pictures or marvel at scenery.
When driving through town during the summer, be mindful of the wandering conelickers.
Conelicker by Shaunananananana August 6, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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