conekicker 

Unruly, vulgar, disgruntled person, such as a customer exiting Detroit's American Jewelry and Loan as seen on Hardcore Pawn on TruTv. Customer can be seen kicking traffic cone in the parking lot, shouting obscenities to no one in particular, ending tirade by exclaiming 'bitch!' A lout.

bouncer: get outta my store!
conekicker: "my vcr is worth $200.... BITCH! *walks over to traffic cones and repeatedly kicks them over while screaming 'bitch'
bouncer: have a nice day! *rolls eyes and walks back inside*

conekicker by lilysmama January 19, 2014

Conficker 

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.

Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.

Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

Conficker 

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.

The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.

Conficker by afagrd March 31, 2009

confickered 

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

confickered by gigitrix April 23, 2009

bonekickers 

People who enjoy kicking other people in the privates.Please note, these people want to kick the cock, not the balls.

Dear Points of View,

I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not one person was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).

Confused from Scotland.

bonekickers by Hello its M D August 15, 2008

Conelicker 

Summertime tourists wandering around town, ice cream cone in hand, complete and utter disregard for anything going on around them. Conelickers have a tendency to cross streets without looking both ways, as well as stopping, in the middle of crossing the street, to take pictures or marvel at scenery.

When driving through town during the summer, be mindful of the wandering conelickers.

Conelicker by Shaunananananana August 6, 2018