cowlicker 

one who licks the anal opening of a large cow. intended for some sick, redneck pleasure.

i LICKED THAT COW SO GOOD, MY TONGUE LOOKS LIKE FERTILIZER!!

cowlicker by Owen Conway December 4, 2003

cowlicker 

Country folk

Damn, that farmer is definitely a cowlicker

cowlicker by Christy February 12, 2003

Cowlicker 

Hiding your obvious erection with your phone and a bag of crisps when returning to the office

As I daydreamed about a previous sexual encounter, I had to do a cowlicker to hide my embarrassment from my colleagues in the office

Cowlicker by Jonesyinc August 21, 2012

Cowlicker 

Someone whose hair's cowlicks is incredibly obvious

Hey, look at that cowlicker over there, they should really use a haircut!

Cowlicker by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2023

flat clicker 

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad

Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!

flat clicker by his_mum August 8, 2019

cookie clicker 

1.) a seemingly simple online game where the player clicks a cookie repeatedly, and can use the cookies made form clicking to "buy" other methods of making more cookies

2.) the fifth circle of hell

"Have you played the cookie clicker game yet?"

"Yeah. I quit when satan starting possessing the background."

cookie clicker by don't touch me August 20, 2013

Cookie Clicker 

A game that consists of a cookie that must be clicked repeatedly to make more cookies. It gives you the illusion that you are making cookies, but you are really not. Tumblr seems to be obsessed with it (around August 2013)

Tumblr user 1: OMG have you played cookie clicker yet, it ruined my life!
Tumblr user 2: What no but I'll check it out
Tumblr user 2 after playing Cookie Clicker: OMFG I CAN'T STOP CLICKING THIS COOKIE

Cookie Clicker by Terrilyn Debbs August 20, 2013