The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

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CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.

YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019

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cockblocker

A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.

friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?

cockblocker by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010

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cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

cold calling cocksucker by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

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