Concore 

Those woody things from trees

Concores = Conkers for dyslexic's

Concore by NinjaShizzle November 14, 2009

jonny concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally jonny concrete man'.

jonny concrete by bunchofbananas January 17, 2019

Johnny Concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.

Johnny Concrete by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019

Concreature 

Noun. Popularized by Detroit rapper Boldy James, "concreature" combines the words "con," "concrete," and "creature" to emphasize the lowest state of existence (literally being criminal--"con" or "convict," base level--"concrete," and being a "creature" --not even resembling a wild animal).

This portmanteau is self explanatory, but carries many negative connotations in its use. "Con" represents being an actual criminal. "Concrete" literally conveys being on concrete or gravel, similar to an unwanted weed growing in the cracks of the sidewalk or a drug dealer making sales on his assigned corner. It also represents literal ground level.

"Creature" not only represents something that is sub-human, but it also represents something that is literally created through the circumstances of its existence.

A "concreature" represents the lowest level of existence that was created by an inequitable society that allowed an entire city to rot and fail due to racism, classicism, unfettered capitalism, crime, and political corruption.

Concreature: "We got the drug-free school zone high."

Average person: "You're a grimy ass concreature."

Concreature by Dmja1992 June 10, 2021

Concrete Sex 

Concrete sex is when a man is giving anal and knocks the person receiving the anal out. As they have knocked them out the muscles in the anus grow tight and trap your penis inside the anus until the receiving person wake up.

I was having Concrete Sex with jenny the other day and I knocked her out cold for 30mins. Mate my dick went numb

Concrete Sex by Calhayes1 May 10, 2014

cold concrete

Some think it causes piles.

Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.

cold concrete by gammarock February 25, 2005

concrete fever 

a term used to describe an overzealous construction worker's state of mind when pouring concrete. Usually characterized by irritability, yelling, and generally unpleasant behavior.

The foreman is being a total douchebag today because he has concrete fever.

concrete fever by Johnnybunch January 23, 2009