(O) <--- That right there.
I ate a can of corn, waited a day and put my cornhole over the toilet and corn and cornlogs came out.
See also
Bum Crack and
Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.
Buy a
Plumber's Crack
mug!
1970s era commercial jingle about the need to brush your teeth to avoid tooth decay
They call me Yuckmouth
Cause I don't brush
No I like my teeth like this
They call me Yuckmouth
Cause I don't brush
How's about a little kiss?
Got some beef in my teeth
Got some chicken too
Ouch! That's a cavity
Hey, that's new!
Well if you don't brush your teeth
Then yes, you too
Will be a yuckmouth
Don't be a yuckmouth!
Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.
Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.
Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.
A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.
Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.
Some think it causes
piles.
Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful
piles hemorrhoids.
