Piles

The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien

by James November 11, 2003

piles

An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.

I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

piles

Huge set of titties on display

man, look at that girl's piles! i dunno if my hands could hold up that set of piles without smothering me.

by jelman May 29, 2007

piles of fuckery

noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.

"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"

by BntrLrd April 15, 2016

piles wide

when your friend is blacked out, either from drinking too much or just passed out due to lack of sleep. Also piles wide is an easier way to say “kids out!”

That kid is piles wide!
My friend took a huge pull, then 20 minutes later he was piles wide

by conor’s xan is peepin May 1, 2018

lusty piles

consisting of two ladies, the lusty piles are a band of miscreance. they hail from the bowels of hell and are here to destroy all that is good and happy.
they sing about a stolen bicycle, which used to belong to satan. also, un-dead boyfriends are a popular choice for these two zombielike lovelies.

The Lusty Piles are a sweet band.

by piles of lust January 2, 2008