commisar

an alcoholic drink made of leninade and vodka...(and 7-up if desired)

i'll have a commisar comrade

by soeidjtoi May 18, 2007

Commisar Karens

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

commisar gamza

Commisar gamza is a god who beats up sjws

Praise commisar gamza

by Gamza worshipper July 27, 2018

commisar gamza

a lost primarch thrown through time, to help understand warhammer 40k

commisar gamza was a big enough threat to the chaos gods they threw his ass back in time to prevent him from being used to help kick their asses in the future.

by nukejaws September 7, 2018

commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.

Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!

by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

commisary

A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

by Lena W. February 19, 2005

commiserbate

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010