commence 

the act of initiating the consumption of alcoholic beverages, quickly and efficiently

Hey Dana and Joel, Let us commence. It is Thursday!

commence by commencer extrodinaire November 22, 2010

commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.

Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!

commence dicking by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010

commence intense mamboage 

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

commence intense mamboage by Bob Dole June 14, 2006

commerce student 

Being a Commece Student is not easy 💔.
A student who Choose fresh new subject after Class 10 about which they never knew.
I got more than 80% and choose Commerce,Yes we Exist 🙂

Commerce student, Science and Arts all are at equal level, So Stop fighting

commerce student by BeingCommerce November 27, 2021

first commenter 

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.

First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."

first commenter by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

commenteered

When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.

"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."

commenteered by Grant Moore June 14, 2008

spanish commenters 

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us

Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''

spanish commenters by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017