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Youtube comments 

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.
*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video
Youtube comments by Extinguisher February 1, 2014

YouTube Comments 

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.
YouTube Comments by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

YouTube Comments 

When read, reader usually dies a little inside.
Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...
YouTube Comments by Talking shit September 26, 2014

commerce student 

Being a Commece Student is not easy 💔.
A student who Choose fresh new subject after Class 10 about which they never knew.
I got more than 80% and choose Commerce,Yes we Exist 🙂
Commerce student, Science and Arts all are at equal level, So Stop fighting
commerce student by BeingCommerce November 27, 2021

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.
You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

YouTube Comments 

There are 4 types of YouTube comments:

1. Short, 1 to 3 syllable comments. These are usually positive, but are still retarded.

2. Advertisements of any kind. Usually for crappy porn sites, or for other YouTube channels.

3. Negative criticism. While this isn't usually a bad thing, the highest level of criticism on YouTube consists of insulting someone else's sexuality

4. The insane, rambling argument. These are most common on religious and political videos, and always against the ideologies espoused in the video. Often it starts out somewhat sane, but quickly declines into runon sentences about government mandated brain control.
Types of YouTube comments:

1. i like it.

2. That is awesome check out my vidz: ht t p : / / ww w. y o utu b e.co m/ ineedtodie

3. dat vid suked ur gay u faget i suk off ur mom every nite

4. if the govnrenment didnt do 911 how com it happend on 911 it was a plan orcastrated by the us wiht help of new world order organization ho put fluorine in water 2 kil kidz mercury injections chemtrails evil jewish space aliens jfk moon landing was actually venus glucose is lethal RISE UP VOET 4 RON PAUL
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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