Commences 

Verb:
To begin happening, or begin something, to start.

The year's commences are at the 1st of Januari.

Commences by Jafje April 26, 2007

Youtube comments 

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.

*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video

Youtube comments by Extinguisher February 1, 2014

YouTube Comments 

Cancer

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.

YouTube Comments by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

YouTube Comments 

When read, reader usually dies a little inside.

Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...

YouTube Comments by Talking shit September 26, 2014

commerce student 

Being a Commece Student is not easy 💔.
A student who Choose fresh new subject after Class 10 about which they never knew.
I got more than 80% and choose Commerce,Yes we Exist 🙂

Commerce student, Science and Arts all are at equal level, So Stop fighting

commerce student by BeingCommerce November 27, 2021

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket! by CFGS December 18, 2010

YouTube Comments 

There are 4 types of YouTube comments:

1. Short, 1 to 3 syllable comments. These are usually positive, but are still retarded.

2. Advertisements of any kind. Usually for crappy porn sites, or for other YouTube channels.

3. Negative criticism. While this isn't usually a bad thing, the highest level of criticism on YouTube consists of insulting someone else's sexuality

4. The insane, rambling argument. These are most common on religious and political videos, and always against the ideologies espoused in the video. Often it starts out somewhat sane, but quickly declines into runon sentences about government mandated brain control.

Types of YouTube comments:

1. i like it.

2. That is awesome check out my vidz: ht t p : / / ww w. y o utu b e.co m/ ineedtodie

3. dat vid suked ur gay u faget i suk off ur mom every nite

4. if the govnrenment didnt do 911 how com it happend on 911 it was a plan orcastrated by the us wiht help of new world order organization ho put fluorine in water 2 kil kidz mercury injections chemtrails evil jewish space aliens jfk moon landing was actually venus glucose is lethal RISE UP VOET 4 RON PAUL

YouTube Comments by youtubesucks May 25, 2008