Comdu

A bambisona on YouTube that likes logos for no reason.

Person 1: Yo dude did you see Comdu's new "Reacting to fake anti piracy videos" video?
Person 2: Yea i did! It was cool.

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus February 26, 2025

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

combuppance

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

by SHLA April 24, 2014

Combust

To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.

Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too

by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019

Combusken

A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.

Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...

by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017

Commufascism

A country, state, or organization that uses both Fascist and communist ideologies.

China uses Commufascism since china is communist, yet uses fascist ideologies by allowing mass capitalism at a scale greater than the US.

by autistic nerd 1991 March 27, 2015

Shitaneous Combustion

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012