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Combustible lemon

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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combuppance 

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.
Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.
combuppance by SHLA April 24, 2014
To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.
Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too
Combust by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019

Combusken 

A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.
Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...
Combusken by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017

Commufascism 

A country, state, or organization that uses both Fascist and communist ideologies.
China uses Commufascism since china is communist, yet uses fascist ideologies by allowing mass capitalism at a scale greater than the US.

Shitaneous Combustion 

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012