combuppance

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

by SHLA April 24, 2014

comeuppance

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

combundance

Combundance is a word that common folk like you shall not ever seen to grasp. This word is for sophisticated aristocrats like Sir Friedrich Wazzlebozzle.

Oh darling, aren't these orphans so delightfully full of combundance.

by Sir Friedrich Wozzle Bozzle February 9, 2020

Comeuppance

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

by joemammy July 13, 2019

comeuppance

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

by Melanie5 May 15, 2010

comeupance

Revenge, deserved retrebution, what's comin' to ya.

I'll get you, you'll get your comeupance.

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

re-comeuppance

A term coined by Tania Morano to define the renaissance of the Facebook Poke via their new "say hello" feature.

Orange is the re-comeuppance of Black.

by courtdaler June 2, 2017