Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size
Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 09, 2025
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hapgry

being happy and angry at the same time, ie having mixed emotions.
I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry
by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015
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blastercoffee

is a shot of espresso that is extremely very extremely loaded with caffeine for people that want to stay up the whole day and whole night who cannot function without it, essentially total coffee fanatics!
"I would like mine a triple espresso nut, but no!, I would I would like it to be a blastercoffee, quadruple espresso with foam on top"
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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commiefascist

What Joseph Stalin was.
Stalin was such a fucking commiefascist
by autistic nerd 1991 February 12, 2016
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minet

by autistic nerd 1991 March 12, 2015
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intellectual disability

Is a term used by medical professionals today to diagnose people who have cognitive impairments ranging from mild intellectual disability to severe intellectual disability. scientist claim that the most likely cause of intellectual disability is either an infection during pregnancy, and or and environmental trigger such as mercury and or a traumatic brain injury, or TBI
"My God, why are you in special ed?"

"I have a form of an intellectual disability, that require special accommodations for me to learn at the same rate as everyone else.the doctor said that my IQ is not really affected by much but I have a significant learning disability that is linked to my autism. you do know what autism is right?

"yeah, my older brother has autism in a matter of fact my mom says he has Aspergers Syndrome, is that what you have as well?"

Well, yeah I have aspergers as well as ADHD OCD and because I was being bullied so much and called "retard" all the time I also suffer from depression and anger problems now. I'm actually being sent to the principal's office right now for getting the fight last week. some kid called me the R word and when I asked him to apologize he punched me in the face. I retaliated by throw my backpack in his face and calling him some very bad words as well which I do deserve to be going out to the principal's office for and I really don't want to repeat what I said to that kid you should have seen how I was yelling at him and cursing him out!

"Damn, you must have been pissed! You're lucky you want me I would have made sure he got a bloody nose not just a backpack thrown at him and being cursed out, you don't deserve to be going to the principal's office you should be held as a hero for standing up for yourself!I will be your advocate to make sure you don't get suspended or expelled or even get any detention.
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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stormjunkie

Is essentially a storm chaser who goes to the extreme in storm chasing by taking many risks as by getting too close to tornadoes to get a thrill or rush of adrenaline associated with it.
Most storm chasers today aren't stormjunkies, but the few that are should go on professional storm chasing tour companies and let the pros do their job, to protect the public!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015
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