Comd is a harsh but fair existence that wishes for all of humanity to be as one. Comd will protect his followers on the day of the final battle and as dawn breaks, Comd's followers, the Blorgs, will rise tall above all else and bring forth a world of understanding, a world of peace and a world of unity. For in the eyes of Comd, all beings are of equal value and measure. Obey the Comd and he will bring you his love and his teachings. Repent unto him and your soul shall be forgiven of its sins. Reject him and his ways, and your soul shall be purged in the unholy fires of the forbidden land. He is harsh, but he is fair and he shall be our savior.

Love Comd.
Respect Comd.
Only Comd.

''Look at that fat bitch over there!''

''Comd does not see weight or height or gender. He sees only the truth of your inner being.''

~or~

''What religion are you?''

''I am not of a religion. I am of Comd.''

''Comd?''

''Only Comd.''

Comd. by TheOriginalFemaleBlorg January 16, 2014

urbandictionary.com'd

Verb:
To look up on urbandictionary.com (the best dictionary, for al lthe words you say, that dont really exist)

I urbandictionary.com'd IDD because I didn't know that it's meaning was "Indeed"

I thought it was a acronym for Insulin-Dependant Diabetes, Which it turns out it is.

urbandictionary.com'd by TheBennji February 26, 2009

comdist

LD manager who started the trend "ISD is kinky" inside of the community Area-27 Roleplay on Roblox.

When people refer to someone else as a "Comdist" it means they're a furry/act like Comdist himself.

dude stop you're beginning to be a comdist

comdist by sxaophia June 30, 2023

comdomsation

The sensation you get while wearing a condom

Jeff went to the store to buy ribed comdoms for Sallys pleasure and while fornicating Jeff ask Sally if she was injoying the comdomsation.

Jeff didn’t like the comdomsation he was experiencing and threw the condom on the floor and knocked that Sally hoe bitch up.

comdomsation by Sagging plastic February 18, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026