Coluch

An alcoholic beverage in a dirty glass.

Get me a Coluch in a dirty glass! And make sure the glass is extra dirty.

Coluch by Colucci July 20, 2011

Joe Couch 

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

Joe Couch by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014

couch~glued 

A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!

They were Completely couch~glued that they missed dinner!!

couch~glued by Starchylde January 28, 2015

Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

couch killer 

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

couch killer by zihb November 7, 2015

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

Couch Cunt 

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020