Couched

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 18, 2013

Couched

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever

by Deva November 7, 2012

Couched

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010

couched

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

by adamshane October 8, 2011

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2018