couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011

Couched 

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

Couched by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

Couched 

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

Couched by Cousin P December 18, 2013

Couched 

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

Couched by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

Couched 

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever

Couched by Deva November 7, 2012

couched 

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"

couched by Aldo February 5, 2005

couched 

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

couched by Sam D. July 25, 2006