Collaco 

erectile dysfunctional men who put on a facade but are actually homosexuals

he's such a collaco.

poor thing! she's married to a collaco

Collaco by redderz October 25, 2009

Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins

Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin

Dave Collaton by Double triple July 24, 2016

Collaborhate 

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.

John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.

Collaborhate by Qaizoku December 4, 2010

Collamore 

A corrupt individual who stacks odds in his favor and still loses a Vile inhuman monster

“I can’t believe Brian cheated in fantasy football!”
“I know right what a Collamore!”

Collamore by Schlick Cognitto April 4, 2023

collaborapper 

A rapper who is great when featuring on other rappers tracks, but cant really hold down an album or song by themselves.

Man, Nicki Minaj's verse in Monster kills it, but her album sucks ass dude.

Yeah i know, she's such a collaborapper.

Yo dude, Xzibit is awesome in Dr Dre's whats the difference, but his albums are just so average.

Yeah, he's a collaborapper man.

collaborapper by Rahul Moley October 8, 2011

Collazo 

An awsome Puerto Rican. Very giving funny and a great lover.Let it be known a Collazo men are usually very well hung and tend to fall in love with women named Renee.

Oh my goodness he is hung like a bear he must be a collazo

Collazo by therob33 October 31, 2013

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie 

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010