Group Member #1: So lets get started on this project
Group Member #2: Yeah this is going to be easy
Group Member #3: You two can do it on your own and put my name on it okay?
Group member #1: I hate Collaboration

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Worker A: We have no common interests, we don't like each other, and it irritates us to work together. But we were told by management to engage in collaboration.

Worker B: What a waste of time.

Me: "Hey how was your date last night, I saw that you didn't come home"
Friend: "Oh yeah, we really were vibing. I actually stayed and there was a lot of collaboration!"
Me: "OMG, how was it, is wiener normal?"

Person 1: Yo, wanna form a collaboration on a project with me?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: Ok, I need you to fill out this spreadsheet and find all this data for me