Definitions by Qaizoku

Office Cute 

Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.

Office Cute by Qaizoku September 15, 2023

Flumidity 

Simply put: Humidity in Florida.

It's hot other places. It's humid other places, but Florida? It's a whole different type of Flumid.

Nick: I'm not going anywhere today.
Ray: Why? its not that hot.

Nick: No. its the flumidity. its easily 98% and no chance of rain. Florida is broken.

Flumidity by Qaizoku September 15, 2023

Fuzzballs

That really good feeling that tingles down below. Coined by musician Nathan Cavaleri on his twitch stream after he got particularly excited about a track he was laying down.

clips.twitch.tv/SaltyExquisiteLEDTheRinger-5CnO6QOD3FyD580M

"ahh yeah. thats good. its giving me Fuzzballs"

Fuzzballs by Qaizoku September 5, 2021

waswife 

what you call your wife after separation by prior to divorce.

P: "Hey. do you still talk to your wife?"
Q: "Whoa. we're separated. and no."

P: "no divorced. so she's not an ex yet?"
Q: "No: She's the waswife"

waswife by Qaizoku December 12, 2020

Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.

Foster Boyfriend by Qaizoku June 17, 2020

Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

girlfling

Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.

Foster Girlfriend by Qaizoku June 17, 2020

girlfling 

1. A steady girl you are sleeping with, maybe monogamous, but not necessarily committed to for the long term. Could be classified as a summer romance, or a spring break hook up.

John: Have you heard about Larry's girlfling?
Jack: Yeah. Shes apparently great in bed, goes home in the morning, and isn't all clingy.

girlfling by Qaizoku February 6, 2012