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Slang term for when a person finishes a goon. After achieving a perfect goon it is common practice to clean up the genitals. However if the said person does not clean up after their self, their secretion will often crust and form a hard shell around the genitals. Forming a "Cogoon," playing off the word "Cocoon."
I walked in on Edwin showing off his cogoon to Sally.
Cogoon by cagoon creator March 27, 2024
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cocooning 

To take vacation or comfort in the solitude one's own home --in effect wrapping oneself up, away from crowds or busy other places.
Some sociologist say that more and more more Americans, tired of increasing discomforts and cost of travel take to cocooning in one's own home.
cocooning by Luddz June 5, 2015
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An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.
Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.
cogmonger by wetdreams April 23, 2010

COVID cocoon 

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.
He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.
COVID cocoon by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Cocooning 

When someone excludes themselves from society and attempts to improve on a certain factor of themselves such as a particular skill, their personal appearance or an assignment so when they're done they feel like a beautiful butterfly.
Person A: "Is Andrew coming to the party?"
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
Cocooning by theguyfromthepole November 9, 2013

orgasm cocoon

1. (n.) The relaxed blissful state a woman is in after she has cum several times. 2. (n.) The state in which a man, after making a woman cum several times, is able to get away with saying almost anything.
She would've kicked me in the balls, but luckily she was still in her orgasm cocoon.
orgasm cocoon by whateverUSA December 12, 2010

fur cocoon 

As in Kerri's fur cocoon has never been slayed by a flesh serpent.
fur cocoon by Edie Beswick January 9, 2014
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