cocooner 

when an ugly child becomes a hot teen or adult.

"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"

cocooner by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008

cocooner 

a person that started out as a good looking child and looked like they would continue to look good but then loses their cuteness at some point and is not attractive anymore later on in life

"aaaw he was such a cute child!"
"yeah its too bad he's a cocooner..."
"oh my god i know. how unfortunate"

cocooner by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

reverse cocooner 

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

reverse cocooner 

the opposite of a cocooner. it is when a person starts out as an ugly child and then becomes attractive when they get older.

"your sister was such an ugly child"
"yeah but look at her now"
"damn! she's hot now. what the hell happened?"
"yeah...she's a reverse cocooner."

reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

Cocooned Butterfly 

A term used to describe a 'closeted' homosexual or bisexual male

"I think my friend is a cocooned butterfly"

Cocooned Butterfly by archergirl19 March 13, 2015

cocooned 

When you become so isolative in your life, that you enter a cocoon, becoming self sufficient & not reliant on others.

You care not for interaction of other human beings as they bore the tits of you.
Any small talk attempted by strangers will incur an involvement of involuntary vomiting towards them & onto them.

Dave - I have not seen Jeff in weeks?

Joe - He`s cocooned man. He has entered the twilight zone of his own mind and no one is invited.

cocooned by flightyzeus July 23, 2012

Corooner 

A poor soul infected with the Chinese Originated Virus In December 2019 (COVID 19) who is well past the incubation point and has by this point lost all of their humanity. The only cure for them now is death.

Also known as a Coofer, but even less of a human now, since they NEED a ventilator to stay "alive". The sickness of the soul has left them a nearly dead husk. Beyond a doubt a very sad fate for anyone.

The most important objective of this campaign against the Corooner-Bolshevistic system is a complete destruction of their sources of power and the elimination of Asiatic influence from the Global culture. Therefore the soldier must have full understanding for the necessity of a severe but just revenge on subhuman Coroonery. The Army has to aim at another purpose, i.e., the annihilation of revolts in hinterland which, as experience proves, have always been caused by Corooners. Being far from all political considerations of the future the soldier has to fufill two tasks:

1. Complete annihilation of the false Bolshevistic doctrine of the Chinese State and its armed forces.
2. The pitiless extermination of foreign treachery and cruelty and thus the protection of the lives of military personnel in Asia.
This is the only way to fulfil our historic task to liberate the Global population once forever from the Asiatic-Viral danger.

Corooner by Pytr Lyudoyed March 29, 2020