cogmonger

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An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.

Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.

cogmonger by wetdreams April 23, 2010

Words you can keep

Commoners Coffee

From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'

"I'm going out to get some commoners coffee, want to come?"

Commoners Coffee by Princess Bubblegum Alicorn August 14, 2015

Related Words

cogmonger • clogmonger • Co-Monger • Commoners • cockmongerer • Comanger • Commoner Knight • Commoner lighter • Commoners Coffee • Commoner's L

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

commoner

A term used for someone who has a low social status or someone who is considered useless to society.

"The commoner tried getting into my father's country club but our security guards threw him out."

commoner by kenzk February 12, 2009

Commoner Knight

A commoner Knight is someone who doesn't actaully have status as a knight, though lives by there morals. Anybody can be a commoner Knight as long as they stay true to their heart, and do there best do to what's right and help others.

A commoner Knight will usually compliment people and their acheivements. A commoner Knight is kind, and will not decieve those around him. They are loyal.

That's a commoner knight alright!

Commoner Knight by DexVex April 23, 2009

clogmonger

A word meaning a large penis, it will clog an anus.

He shoved his clogmonger into her ass.

clogmonger by The Baboonaphile May 28, 2009

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026