Definitions by wetdreams

cum swab 

when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!

Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!

Beanz: For free?

Preston: What a flamer!!! :)

cum swab by wetdreams April 29, 2010

cogmonger

An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.

Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.

cogmonger by wetdreams April 23, 2010