Cocktini 

A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.

Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.

Cocktini by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010

Cocktinental Breakfast 

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.

We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.

Cocktinental Breakfast by baloo1 November 14, 2011

Cocktimistic 

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

cockting 

Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.

I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?

When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.

cockting by LeastInterestingManInTheWorld October 9, 2010

Cocktilinear 

A shape or object that resembles the likes of the male genitalia.

Wow Kerri, you drawing looks like a dick. It is very cocktilinear.

Cocktilinear by Cockymickcockerson March 1, 2009

cocktimistic 

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012

Cocktimistic 

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

Cocktimistic by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018