cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.
"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
by vvlts June 12, 2012
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Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick
Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
by Dotpsych March 23, 2011
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Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.
Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!
by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018
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Cocktimist

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist
by Pumblerswift February 06, 2024
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