Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick
Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?
Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.
Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.
Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
by Dotpsych March 23, 2011
by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018
"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"
"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
by vvlts June 12, 2012