Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

slabberwash

Wash as in cash. Scottish comedy vernacular describing cunnilingus, with particular emphasis on the moisture caught and remaining on the face of the person administering the act.

"Widne mind a slabberwash affae that we ride."

by dave_moodiesburn March 31, 2014

sarcasmgasm

When a group's collective passsive-aggession elevates to a deafening, climactic, crescendo.

Dave stated the obvious again, then came the sarcasmgasm.

by dave_moodiesburn November 12, 2018