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Cocktism 

Religious belief of stank hoes, despite potentially contracting diseases and or AIDS. They believe cocks are like Pokeman! They must get them all!!
"Brittany must be into cocktism, I saw her slurping up Tim yesterday behind the Kmart!"

"Vicky Been studying cocktism again, she's been gone for seven days now, on a 'cock-retreat' with Miguel!"
Cocktism by Starlordtaco October 6, 2024
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Cocktimus Prime 

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.
Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
Cocktimus Prime by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007

Cocktimistic 

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick
Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011
Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.
Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!
cocktis by the pito monster May 1, 2011
The social display and enjoyment of male to male penis interest and enjoyment.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.

Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
Steve and Mike enjoyed a session of cockism every week.

Dave bought the jewelled cock plug to impress Trevor when they next shared a little social cockism.

Andy found his meetings with the cockism circle at uni a rewarding experience.
Cockism by Townsman June 17, 2015
The ancient art of converting Non-South Carolinians into loving cock.
She moved to South Carolina from Georgia and rooted for the Bulldawgs, so Traci believed she would use the art of cockism to convert her.
Cockism by ProzacPosterGirl September 16, 2010

cocktimistic 

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.
"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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