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Cocktism 

Religious belief of stank hoes, despite potentially contracting diseases and or AIDS. They believe cocks are like Pokeman! They must get them all!!
"Brittany must be into cocktism, I saw her slurping up Tim yesterday behind the Kmart!"

"Vicky Been studying cocktism again, she's been gone for seven days now, on a 'cock-retreat' with Miguel!"
Cocktism by Starlordtaco October 6, 2024
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Cocktimus Prime 

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.
Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
Cocktimus Prime by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007

Cocktimistic 

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick
Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011
Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.
Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!
cocktis by the pito monster May 1, 2011
The social display and enjoyment of male to male penis interest and enjoyment.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.

Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
Steve and Mike enjoyed a session of cockism every week.

Dave bought the jewelled cock plug to impress Trevor when they next shared a little social cockism.

Andy found his meetings with the cockism circle at uni a rewarding experience.
Cockism by Townsman June 17, 2015
The ancient art of converting Non-South Carolinians into loving cock.
She moved to South Carolina from Georgia and rooted for the Bulldawgs, so Traci believed she would use the art of cockism to convert her.
Cockism by ProzacPosterGirl September 16, 2010

cocktimistic 

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.
"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"
cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012
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