Cocktism

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Religious belief of stank hoes, despite potentially contracting diseases and or AIDS. They believe cocks are like Pokeman! They must get them all!!

"Brittany must be into cocktism, I saw her slurping up Tim yesterday behind the Kmart!"

"Vicky Been studying cocktism again, she's been gone for seven days now, on a 'cock-retreat' with Miguel!"

Cocktism by Starlordtaco October 6, 2024

Words you can keep

Cocktimus Prime

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.

Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.

Cocktimus Prime by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007

Related Words

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Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

cocktis

Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.

Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!

cocktis by the pito monster May 1, 2011

Cockism

The social display and enjoyment of male to male penis interest and enjoyment.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.

Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.

Steve and Mike enjoyed a session of cockism every week.

Dave bought the jewelled cock plug to impress Trevor when they next shared a little social cockism.

Andy found his meetings with the cockism circle at uni a rewarding experience.

Cockism by Townsman June 17, 2015

Cockism

The ancient art of converting Non-South Carolinians into loving cock.

She moved to South Carolina from Georgia and rooted for the Bulldawgs, so Traci believed she would use the art of cockism to convert her.

Cockism by ProzacPosterGirl September 16, 2010

cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026